Does Barney have A Penis?

Welcome to the "Does Barney Have a Penis" homepage, where we dare to ask the questions that everyone else is afraid to. First I think it is important that you know that we are NOT a Anti-Barney page, our views on Barney as a T.V. icon are not important, we are only concerned with his genitals. Second, you must all realize that this page, although it is not a anti-barney page, shouldnt be viewed by anyone below the age of 7, what you will see here is not for the weak, the evidence may shock you, you will never look at Barney the same again.

Exhibit A: Here we get no clean shot of his genitals

Exhibit B: Still no shlong in view, but we do learn more of one of Barneys Many talents, playing the guitar

Exhibit C: This wedding photo tells us that he is married, He must have a wang of some kind, you cant keep a wife this day and age without being able to please them sexually, I mean he certainly isnt getting by on good looks alone

Exhibit D: In this shot taken at the 1998 Macys day thanksgiving parade, there is no penis in site and after the parade we sent in a team to do tests. They searched the airballoon up and down, nothing to be found. This balloon is a exact replica of Barney, exept no penis. Management has done everything in their power to cover it up, but you will soon learn the truth.

Exhibit E: In this shot of barney in one of his bad moods we see no cock of any kind, he can conceil it during one of his worst moods, this dino is one tough son of a bitch

Exhibit F: Pj is clearly no man, if Barney associates with these kind of people what does that make him?

Exhibit G: I think this photograph speaks for itself

You have peered into the darkest realm of the internet, we have no conclusion to give you. It is now up to you to decide what is fact and what is fiction. Thank You and good day.

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