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The Chicken or the Egg?By: Josh04.07.01 
Ah, the age-old question - which came first: the chicken or the egg?(yeah, I know it's a penquin, but it's all I had) What better way to pass my friday night then with some good old fashioned whisky and foul, religious, debate? But, this task is too big for me to accomplish on my own, oh yes, for this I will need help. So, speaking on behalf of the fighting 40's who argue the egg predated the chicken, will be none other than.....
 
Mr. T himself, pitting his mettle against the allmighty God HIMself, who will be debating against that above-stated argument. Duke it out boys, I want a fair fight, let's see what you got.
Mr.T: Da Egg came 'fore da Chicken......foo God:(in lilting Enligsh accent) I disagree. Mr.T:.......... God:(in lilting Enligsh accent).......... E-Reverend: Oh thats just lovely Fellas? Fuck you, I've got space to fill here... Mr.T: A chicken come fro' a egg right? God:(in lilting Enligsh accent) I'll........agree. Mr.T: So four da chicken ta be boun, so's it can lay udda chickens, it's got ta come fro' a egg...so's da firs' chicken gots ta have come fro' a egg.. God:(in lilting Enligsh accent) I disagree. Mr.T: I pity the fool who don' agree wit da T! God:(in lilting Enligsh accent) Oh, jolly good, I wonder who didn't see that coming. (snotty english lauigh)Ahahahah, oh no Mr. T pities the fool?..oh thats a new one. And guess what? Guess what, I shot THE SHERIFF! But, but I didn't shoot the deputy-ahahahaha. hey, The 80's called Mr.T they said you suck ASS! What happened next is....a little hard to explian. I opted for visuals instead.   Well ,with MR. T triumphant, we settled down to a nice cup o' tea to discuss it like rational adults. E-Reverend: So, T, wanna debate this like good ole boys should Mr.T: fo' sho.........foo E-Reverend: Well, first let's look at what the bible has to say on the matter... in Genisis1:20 God said, "Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth in the open expanse of sky." then, in 1:21 God created the large sea creatures, and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind. God saw that it was good. and lastly, 1:22 God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth." So, according to the Bible,the chicken came first. I mean, c'mon T, they covered it on the first page of the Bible, the FIRST PAGE, it has to be true right? Mr.T: GOD IS DEAD! I AM GOD NOW! I SAY THE EGG CAME FIRST! E-Reverend: Your english sure cleaned up a lot since you became God. Oh well, fair enough, how 'bout a song then? A song about fashion? Mr.T: I pity the fool who don' listen to muh song! 
there you have it, Mr. T says the egg came first....deal with it people. Well, for a drunken sermon, I don't think it's too bad; it addressed all your questions about the egg-chicken debate, and Mr. T killed God, if that dopesnt make you happy, then FUCK YOU, I don't care. For all your Mr. T needs, remember to go read the Mr. T bio, and you all have a good night, some good luck, and cheers to Emily from subpunk for helping my drunk ass get that song working. Cheers.
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