FUCK YOU, SEARCH ENGINES

Common sense: "You know, making an article like this will only INCREASE sick search engine queries, you stupid fuck."

Me: "SHINY PANTS SHINY PANTS SHINY PANTS"

Common sense: "I wish death for you and everything you stand for."

19 Aug, Tue, 12:40:15 Yahoo: how to see peoples webcams for free in chatrooms

Who DOESN'T dream of seeing people's webcams for free in chatrooms? Like yesterday, I went to a chatroom, demanded to see some hot naked mammory glands, and the fuckers threw me out! I mean , wtf? If only I had a guide on how to see people's webcams for free in chatrooms, stuff like this would never happen. Learning the difference between daycare centers and chatrooms would probably be helpful too.

18 Aug, Mon, 16:44:17 Google: purge food smoothly
19 Aug, Tue, 08:08:35 Google: how to vomit purge

I'm here today to present to you, the fucking faggots, a miracle diet that will change the world! You can eat ANYTHING you want, and still not gain weight! How can this be possible, you ask? Well, it's simple. DROWN IN FUCKING BOULDERS.

18 Aug, Mon, 17:50:39 Google: child molestation pics jpg
19 Aug, Tue, 04:07:58 Yahoo: relly relly young pussy to see
20 Aug, Wed, 01:42:40 Yahoo: children fuck

Did I ever mention how badly I want everyone to die? I have? Well, I'll just say it again, and again, until it happens. Fuckers searching for shit like this, why are you wasting so much effort searching for "raly yung pusy 2 c jpg pix plz" , when all this effort and energy could easily be spent in you ramming a fucking polearm into your brain through your eyesockets? It seriously makes no sense.

18 Aug, Mon, 19:35:48 Google: eating own semen
19 Aug, Tue, 19:59:45 Google: eating own semen
19 Aug, Tue, 20:19:36 Google: eating own semen
19 Aug, Tue, 23:57:35 Yahoo: sucking my own penis

IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD, AND YOU MIGHT CATCH THE HOMO GAY FROM EATING YOUR OWN LOVE NECTAR. Besides, it fucking hurts your neck. Seriously, my neck was all OUCH when I - I mean.. My neck WASN'T like OUCH when I DID NOT try to . . . I mean . . . You're gay and fat. Gay. Fat. Go decompose or something.

19 Aug, Tue, 00:45:50 Yahoo: snak fuck
19 Aug, Tue, 16:42:04 MSN Search: barnyard finale porn

.. What?

19 Aug, Tue, 11:02:01 Google: RGP shoes china

FUCKSOCIETY - Now with 40% off rocket propelled shoes! CHINA.

19 Aug, Tue, 17:25:56 Google: nigger porn
19 Aug, Tue, 23:46:58 Yahoo: nigger cock

Now, I'm not racist or anything, but STOP PLAYING IN THE MUD, YOU FUCKING RACE TRAITORS!

Well, that sure was a fun filled reading experience. We laughed, we cried, and in the end, we learned a bit about ourselves, too! And that bit later on became the president.

Join us next time, in the same bat channel , at the same bat time, when I make fun of the bat pedophiles, with the same bat jokes stolen from bat Something awful. Oops, I mean, jokes NOT stolen from Something Awful.

Ps. IM IN UR BASE

Pps. KILLING UR DUDES

Ppps. Hahah that part where I repeated "bat" over and over was so fun and not redundant and repetitive and annoying at all!