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ChronoXeroPosted by: JoshE-Reverend: A to the motherfucking K! ChronoXero: suhweeeeeeeettttt!!!! E-Reverend: how's ya been? ChronoXero: hella ass good, you? E-Reverend: couldnt be better man, couldnt be sweeter what have you been up to? ChronoXero: just fuckin chicks, you? E-Reverend: chicks? no, not even dudes do you....fuck....a lot of chicks? ChronoXero: yes, tons ChronoXero: like, thousands E-Reverend: really? whats your secret? how do you do it? ChronoXero: i large... genital area E-Reverend: really? How do the chicks know how large it is before you have the sex with them? ChronoXero: i walk around nude E-Reverend: Really? Wow, that must get you a lot of attention ChronoXero: oh yes ChronoXero: So, who are you? E-Reverend: DO you ever get any attention from...guys? ChronoXero: You know, Soap came onto me once... E-Reverend: soap? like a bar of soap? that sounds pretty gay.. ChronoXero: Soap, from e-whore E-Reverend: soap from a whore? this is starting to sound gayer and gayer to me, were you lying about all those "chicks"? i mean, come on, theres no need to lie with me ChronoXero: Listen, i fuck thousands of chicks ChronoXero: infact... ChronoXero: wait ChronoXero: yes, i am fucking one now E-Reverend: did you use a lot of..."soap"? I heard anal, man, sex can be hard without proper lubrication of some kind..and ass hairs? dont they scratch? ChronoXero: Yes, soap is great ChronoXero: like when im fucking chicks in the ani E-Reverend: there you go with that chicks thing again, listen, I know youre gay, you know youre gay, i wont tell your parents, i swear, but denial is like a disease......a disease, just let it all out, when was the first time you found yourself attracted to a man? ChronoXero: well, when you first approached, i found myself very... how do i say... randy... E-Reverend: oh come on now, if youre gonna be like that, im not gonna let you play with my erector set ChronoXero: *hurles brick at chelsea clinton* ChronoXero: goodbye, now ChronoXero: farewell ChronoXero: vinni vinni veechi!!/!?!?/!? ChronoXero: ... E-Reverend: dont leave me wet and unfufilled ChronoXero: ... E-Reverend: youre the least fun gay man I've ever met ChronoXero: wait, i have a large penile area! E-Reverend: thats what cell block D says., at least ChronoXero: Kai, would do me the pleasure of...pleasuring me? E-Reverend: dude, being gay is a crime against humanity, just..just dont bring that shit into my house okay? i dont want to have to fuck you up ChronoXero: come on Kai bam bam E-Reverend: thousands of chicks and still time to hit on me? LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, TINY PENIS CANT SATISFY HER! ChronoXero: come on kai bam bam wapooosh E-Reverend: tiny penis tiny penis ChronoXero: i even have midget pr0n like you like E-Reverend: so, you admit to needing a midget to be considered "adequate" enough? I'm proud of you,the first step is admitting you have a problem. ChronoXero signed off at 2:56:34 AM. |
