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locutusofborg101

Posted by: Josh

E-Reverend: You user info said "..you can all me DATA, Im a trekkie, I.M. me" So I am, hello
locutusofborg101: hello. asl
E-Reverend: 14/m/os
locutusofborg101: 13/m/ny
E-Reverend: you're a big star trek: the next generation fan, huh?
what about the original?
locutusofborg101: yeah. Are you?
locutusofborg101: whats you name?
E-Reverend: I like the original way more, but yeah I guess you could say Im a big trekkie. "long life and prosper
locutusofborg101: lol
locutusofborg101: whats you name?
E-Reverend: my name's Jim, like captian kirk...well its james, but i make peopele call me jim
locutusofborg101: lol
E-Reverend: so, whats your favourite episode? and character? and enemy?
locutusofborg101: borg
locutusofborg101: data
locutusofborg101: best of both worlds
E-Reverend: heh, theyre both robots, pretty cool. nano-nano
locutusofborg101: whats yours?
E-Reverend: character? captian james t. kirk OH YEAH BABY!! enemy? klingon..episode, the evil kirk vs. evil spock one KIRK 4EVER!
locutusofborg101: me and 7of9 in bed
E-Reverend: oh....kinky....7of9 can assimilate me any day
locutusofborg101: lol
E-Reverend: ROFLMFAO
locutusofborg101: tasha can have me
E-Reverend: hey, what did you get warned for?
locutusofborg101: i bothered this girl from school
E-Reverend: I'm sorry to hear that, some people get really get sick of trekkies, they all think we're idiots with no lives who sit around pretending we're actual characters from the show, but they dont know us!!!
locutusofborg101: thats what she said to me so i cursed her out in klingon
E-Reverend: HAHA. And she warned you for THAT? Thats so stupid, she should be warned for not knowing the all mighty glory of star trek. Hey, do you have any uniforms from star trek?
locutusofborg101: no but everything else
E-Reverend: cool!! like what?
locutusofborg101: models, cups, poster, software, board games.
E-Reverend: CUPS?!? HAHAHA. sorry. So, do you have a 7of9 model? I bet you do, I bet you play out these weird fantasies with them, like you're data, and 7of9 lost a bet to you, cause youre so smart,you tricked her into it, and now she has to do what you say for a day. and first, you make her take her clothes off and walk around nude all day, and then the captian gets shot and you have to take over and you kill all the bad guys and it really justifies that guy at school who makes you smell his gym shorts, because when you get home, YOU'RE DATA and some girl who exists on tv and in your 12-inch special edition star trek dolls thinks your pale, acned body is sexy. But it's not, and the first time you have sex, you'll have to pay for it.
locutusofborg101: i have to go
E-Reverend: ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP DATA
locutusofborg101: no
locutusofborg101: lol

*e-reverend warns locutusofborg to 45%*

locutusofborg101: stop warning me, before i block you
E-Reverend: Dont block me data, thats illogical.
locutusofborg101: shut up. LOL
E-Reverend: ROFLMFAO LOL LOL LOL

locutusofborg101 signed off at 4:38:55 PM.


Care to finish the interview? AIM = locutusofborg101
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