PWNED 1
Posted by: Robin (ultimatedeathllama)
Aug 30.02
Note from Dave: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg pops up an infinite number of windows at a rapid pace, each containing images of gaping assholes, japanese scat porn and forum administrator ZeroBassX's cock (now http://thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg).
Robin Presents:
SENDING CHASEY.JPG TO YAHOO CHAT DWELLING SEX FIENDS
A Love Story
romeolooking4julietus: hi
romeolooking4julietus: wanna chat
ultimatedeathllama: hihihi
ultimatedeathllama: YSE!
romeolooking4julietus: what is your n ame
ultimatedeathllama: CHASEY
romeolooking4julietus: nice name
ultimatedeathllama: thx
romeolooking4julietus: which place r u from
ultimatedeathllama: CA
romeolooking4julietus: ca stands for
ultimatedeathllama: california
romeolooking4julietus: cool
romeolooking4julietus: what do u do
ultimatedeathllama: IMA STRIPPER
romeolooking4julietus: have you ever had sex
romeolooking4julietus: r u there
ultimatedeathllama: of course! I LIEK SEX!
romeolooking4julietus: r u male or female
ultimatedeathllama: female
romeolooking4julietus: but as per your profile you are male
(AAGH! Hydrolics failing! NOSE DIVING!!)
romeolooking4julietus: making fool
ultimatedeathllama: ?
ultimatedeathllama: no...
romeolooking4julietus: u bastard
(mayday mayday..)
ultimatedeathllama: OMG I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT
ultimatedeathllama: IM SORRY
(stewardess: "does anyone know how to fly a plane?" handsome WW2 vet: "I can give it a shot...")
ultimatedeathllama: see, i had this operation...
ultimatedeathllama: im still hot, though
ultimatedeathllama: trust me
romeolooking4julietus: ok
(WE'RE SAVED! THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!)
ultimatedeathllama: SEX HOT BONER SEX SEX CUMM SEX HOT FEMALE NUDE SEX
romeolooking4julietus: would you like to spend night with me
ultimatedeathllama: YES!
("meet me in the park at 3am. I am in the black van with no windows. COME ALONE! I...I have candy")
romeolooking4julietus: where
romeolooking4julietus: can u come to my home today
ultimatedeathllama: OF COURSE!
romeolooking4julietus: how do u look
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
romeolooking4julietus: what
ultimatedeathllama: i have a pic 4 U!!
romeolooking4julietus: can u show it to me
ultimatedeathllama: FIRST I MUST GET NUDE HORNY SEX!!
romeolooking4julietus: but i havent seen you till now
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: WARNING: IM NUDE
ultimatedeathllama: hello?STATUS: PWNED VICTIM NO. 2 sivaram_msc: hi
sivaram_msc: iw ill fuck u
(LITTLE KNOWN FACT: sivaram was just recently awarded for his mastery over the art of subtlety)
ultimatedeathllama: hihihi
ultimatedeathllama: K!!
sivaram_msc: wanna fuck u
ultimatedeathllama: K!
ultimatedeathllama: IM HRONY!
sivaram_msc: u r pussy wetted na
(?)
ultimatedeathllama: YSE YES YES!
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey!
sivaram_msc: nice my cock is erected to 6 inches it want u r pussy
(thats it.. this man must die... FAST)
ultimatedeathllama: HOTT!!!11
ultimatedeathllama: OMG I HAV A NUDE PICC WANNA SEE??
sivaram_msc: what u r boob sizes
ultimatedeathllama: BIG!!!!1111
sivaram_msc: yes i want seee
sivaram_msc: lik my cock
sivaram_msc: hey i want seeu nude
ultimatedeathllama: OKEY!!
sivaram_msc: where it is
ultimatedeathllama: hold on.. ill show u
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: its a bit too raunchy!
sivaram_msc: ok my penis erected to 6 inches
ultimatedeathllama: hello? STATUS: PWNED
VICTIM NO. 3
smokey_24055: what
smokey_24055: you got a pic
(skipping the foreplay, are we? you savage beast, you!)
ultimatedeathllama: OMG LOL!!
ultimatedeathllama: YES I DO!
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
smokey_24055: word
smokey_24055: let me get your pic
ultimatedeathllama: ill let u get it indeed ;D SEX
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: i must warn you, you may get an erection from this image
ultimatedeathllama: hello? STATUS: PWNED (very quickly too)
VICTIM NO. 4
dranil1970: asl
ultimatedeathllama: 17/F/CA
ultimatedeathllama: U???
dranil1970: 19/m/india
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
dranil1970: thats fine
ultimatedeathllama: IM HRONY
dranil1970: me too
ultimatedeathllama: OMG SEX
dranil1970: shall v start
ultimatedeathllama: HOT HOT SEX HOT
dranil1970: yeah
dranil1970: what r u wearing
ultimatedeathllama: NOTHIN (IM NUUUDE!!!!! OMG)
dranil1970: can i take them off
(thats it! time to take this moron out)
ultimatedeathllama: i hav pic. wanna seee??
dranil1970: yeah
dranil1970: pls
ultimatedeathllama: R U sure?
dranil1970: yeah
ultimatedeathllama: im kinda nude in it TEEHEE
dranil1970: ok
dranil1970: i ove it
(ILL OVE YOU, ASSHAT!)
ultimatedeathllama:
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
dranil1970: ok i will see later
dranil1970: lets start
(no.... NO!!!!)
ultimatedeathllama: n-no.. plz click it
dranil1970: kissing on ur rosy lips
(so so violated...)
ultimatedeathllama: i waent u to see my naked body first
ultimatedeathllama: hello?
ultimatedeathllama: HELLO???
ultimatedeathllama: OMG
(::sigh of relief::) STATUS: PWNED
VICTIM NO. 5
raged_gamer1: hey
raged_gamer1: 18/m/tahlequah
ultimatedeathllama: 17/F/CA
(ohhh yeaa... too kewl fer "asl?")
raged_gamer1: i used to live there
raged_gamer1: and in vegas as well
ultimatedeathllama: D!~
raged_gamer1: where did you go you left the room
ultimatedeathllama: IM TOO BUSY MASTURBATING MY VAGINA!~~~`
raged_gamer1: lol
raged_gamer1: doy ou have a cam
ultimatedeathllama: no
raged_gamer1: any pics
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
(hehe, almost forgot)
ultimatedeathllama: YES! I DO!
raged_gamer1: may i have one
raged_gamer1: ill give ya one of mine as well
(must...chasey...him...fast..)
ultimatedeathllama: OKEY!!
ultimatedeathllama: ME FIRST K?
raged_gamer1: k
raged_gamer1: you want my pic first is that correct
(NO!!!!! SWEET JESUS ASS LORD CHRIST WITH A BASEBALL BAT NO!!!!)
ultimatedeathllama: ill show u mine furst
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg im kinda... nude
ultimatedeathllama: hello?
STATUS: PWNED
VICTIM NO. 6
johnanderson38224: hi baby
(savor this moment, my friends. this is the most coherant phrase we're going to get out of this guy)
johnanderson38224: u there
ultimatedeathllama: YES! HIHIHI
johnanderson38224: r u doing your self
johnanderson38224: cum with me baby
ultimatedeathllama: YSE YSE YES HOTT INTERCOURSE SEX
ultimatedeathllama: NUDE
johnanderson38224: big tits u got
(...)
ultimatedeathllama: YSE!! HOT
johnanderson38224: what 2 fuck
(...)
johnanderson38224: fuck me hard
johnanderson38224: ok
ultimatedeathllama: YES FUCK!
johnanderson38224: cum with me
johnanderson38224: is your pussy hot
ultimatedeathllama: YSE HOT SEX
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
johnanderson38224: my is joe
(...)
johnanderson38224: can i make u cum
(...)
johnanderson38224: cun back baby
(...)
johnanderson38224: u therer
ultimatedeathllama: OMG I WAS MASTURBATING SRRY
johnanderson38224: make me cum baby
johnanderson38224: i have my dick in hand
(time to finish this before it gets ugly)
ultimatedeathllama: HOT COCK DICK PENIS GENITAL SEX
ultimatedeathllama: WANT MY PICC?
ultimatedeathllama: im naked
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
johnanderson38224: yae
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: IM HOT SEX NUDE FEMALE SEX
johnanderson38224: well u make me cum
ultimatedeathllama: DIDJA SEE MY PICC??
johnanderson38224: wake me cum
(...)
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey2.jpe HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF ME NAKED
johnanderson38224: i helpu now help me
(FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DIE!)
ultimatedeathllama: LOOK AT MY PICS!
ultimatedeathllama: PLEASE!
ultimatedeathllama: DO IT
ultimatedeathllama: DO IT NOW SEX INTERCOUSE SEX
ultimatedeathllama: hello?
ultimatedeathllama: HELLO??
STATUS: greatly aroused, but pwned none the less
VICTIM NO. 7
clip_172002: hi
ultimatedeathllama: hi
clip_172002: how r u
ultimatedeathllama: HRONY!!
clip_172002: ok
clip_172002: lets strart
(this man truly sweet-talked his way into my heart, unlike those other 172,001 clips... god, i hate them.)
ultimatedeathllama: strat wot??
ultimatedeathllama: SEX?????????
clip_172002: ya sex
ultimatedeathllama: HOTTT
clip_172002: ya
ultimatedeathllama: my names chasey
clip_172002: ok
clip_172002: u m /f
(I'm as confused as you are)
ultimatedeathllama: IM A SEX GIRL NUDE
clip_172002: how do u know u that girl
(see above)
ultimatedeathllama: LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE
ultimatedeathllama: I HAV PIC
ultimatedeathllama: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY BREAST(S) AND VAGINA?????////
clip_172002: oh
clip_172002: yeh
clip_172002: but how
ultimatedeathllama: I HAV A PICTURE!!!111
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: hello? STATUS: PWNED
VICTIM NO. 8
loligotu2: hi?
ultimatedeathllama: hihihi
loligotu2: are you really really naked
ultimatedeathllama: yse!
loligotu2: i like you
(friendship = blossoming)
ultimatedeathllama: my names chaSEY
loligotu2: im felix
loligotu2: so, why are you naked
ultimatedeathllama: IM HRONY
loligotu2: hey
loligotu2: me too
ultimatedeathllama: ;)
loligotu2: do you have a pic?
(here it comes...)
ultimatedeathllama: YES!
ultimatedeathllama: do you mind if its naked?
loligotu2: no, that fine with me
ultimatedeathllama: good
ultimatedeathllama: cuz im naked in it
ultimatedeathllama: http://64.186.129.127/chasey.jpg
ultimatedeathllama: WARNING: UL CUM
ultimatedeathllama: hello?
ultimatedeathllama: HELLO??
and thats the end of that chapter...
Moral: yahoo chat is a haven for 12 year old suburban kids, middle aged pedophiles, and the people sending chasey to them. I encorage all of you to do so, we may some day cause a universal paranoia when it comes to online word-based intercourse...
...then the sex fiends would have to resort to real life to feed their ravenous sexual hunger.. and eventually.. breed... nevermind
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