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The Richard SessionsPosted by: Bob (Gah)Jul 25.03 On irc2.beyondirc.net from chat sessions with random users THe_BouNCeR: hi THe_BouNCeR: who are you? Gah: ok richard im on Gah: how do i use this thing Gah: what the shit Gah: theres a gaping asshole on my screen THe_BouNCeR: you lookin for odin? Gah: and some fucking gook with shit on her face Gah: richard help Gah: im getting a hardon THe_BouNCeR: who is richard? Gah: come to bed THe_BouNCeR: right Gah: rich i dont know how to tell you this Gah: but im a skinhead and i wear boots Gah: and i dont like faggots THe_BouNCeR: im not rich to tell you this Gah: richard why are you so fucking gay THe_BouNCeR: i dont know who the fuck richard is Gah: im coming over now rich Gah: and im going to crush your head in Gah: with my thighs Gah: asl Gah: k heres my picture http://www.thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg Gah: what the shit wrong window Gah: richard dont click that Gah: its not for you Gah: mam Gah: i have a confession to make `Sunflowergirl`: um ok `Sunflowergirl`: well what is your confession? Gah: when i punched that negro, it wasnt because im racist because im not. richard called me a racist once because i said "nigger" but i only said that word because he dared me to say it and said if i didnt then his dad would smash a bottle of whiskey over the fireplace again and make weird noises that sound unlike a crazed hippo Gah: anyway, i punched him and shattered his nigger cheek. lol that moon cricket didnt know what hit the fucking tv stealing fried chicken lover. he spat out watermelon when i tried to stamp on his slave chest Gah: goddamn darkies why dont those porch monkeys get a job you know what im saying Gah: remember that one time when we played a game of scrabble and you ended up pregnant? Gah: i sure won that game `Sunflowergirl`: ? `Sunflowergirl`: im sure i dont know what your talking about and im a little to stoned to care Gah: lets have sex `Sunflowergirl`: i just had sex Gah: i smoked a joint once. richard said i couldnt do it because im a "pansy-assed cock sucker" but that isnt true. my ass isn't pansy Gah: but i smoked it `Sunflowergirl`: who's richard? Gah: and i went weird, you know. i felt violent and lashed out at this woman with my hands and only stopped after her spine caved in Gah: it turnt out to just be an ordinary cigarette Gah: oh my god Gah: im frekaing out Gah: fukcc Gah: FUCK Gah: FJJFDF Gah: FDASDFSDF Gah: ADSDDS Gah: SAGGGGHHHH Gah: PIKLLZ Gah: GUCK Gah: ok im fine now Gah: so anyway richard once dared me to go a day without my pillz. i did it because im not a freak and about ten minutes later i put on a lot of weight Gah: developed an attitude problem and breasts Gah: i think i'm being ignored now. Gah: i need to talk to you Gah: no, really Gah: i need to talk to you Gah: why dont you fucking understand Hjorten: about? Gah: I NEED TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU Hjorten: then talk. Gah: is this a wind up Gah: it is isnt it Gah: oh very funny richard Hjorten: what the hell are you talking about? Gah: i thought this was your sister and i was about to freak out and demand she give me my tie back Hjorten: right. Gah: because the last time i punched her in the neck, right Gah: and she started choking Hjorten: you smell like poo Gah: you said that before richard Gah: but my clothes are clean Gah: can i come over again Hjorten: i'm not richard but sure Gah: i promise my clothes are clean and i wont punch your sister in the neck, rendering her abilities to conduct a living without the aid of two wheels impossible due to a spinal failure as a result of my hefty blow to her windpipe Gah: anyway the bitch deserved it Hjorten: can you bring drugs? Gah: richard i cant ok Gah: my mom caught me with the cigs before Hjorten: then you can't come Gah: fuck you richard im going to beat you and your sister up Hjorten: go ahead motherfucker Gah: im telling everyone youre gay Gah: gaylord Gah: knob jockey Gah: why dont you fucking wash your hair richard Hjorten: i'm too lazy Gah: youre too fucking gay thats your problem Hjorten: that too Hjorten: but so is your dad Hjorten: you know, we've been fucking each other a lot. Gah: you go to use the shampoo but instead the shampoo is used in a more sinister and unorthodox procedure that involves your anus and a picture of sir mixalot Gah: dont you richard Hjorten: he gives great blowjob's Gah: ive heard the rumours Gah: stop fucking bottles of shampoo to sir mixalot richard. my mom said you cant come around until you stop doing that. she also doesnt like you smoking Gah: i can swear all i like and i dont care if you tell, rich Hjorten: i fuck your dad, not shampoo bottles Gah: im not a robot, richard Gah: im going to cut your greasy hair off and selotape it to the end of my penis so i can say "LOOK EVERYONE IM RICHARD MY ONLY FRIENDS ARE SHAMPOO BOTTLES AND MY SISTER" Hjorten: pix plz Gah: i cant richard Hjorten: would you like to have some drugs? Gah: my mom said not to give out information that may include a picture of myself or a picture of myself that shows my erect penis and a 12 year old girl Gah: can i have a cigarette plz Gah: im my own person now, richard. were going to be ok Gah: WERE GOING TO BE OK Gah: RICHARD DONT DO THAT Gah: NOT THE FUCKING OVERDOSE AGAIN Hjorten: say 1 or 2. Gah: IM CALLING AN AMBULANCE Gah: rbbr Gah: whats the number Gah: dont black out on me now Gah: richard Hjorten: you are a bot. Gah: omfg Gah: youve gone crazy Gah: with overdose rage Gah: http://www.thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg look at porn richard Gah: its the only solution |
