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ReaganCommie: well hardy fuckin har har. Rxjaywattsx: har ReaganCommie: so, this is the infamous jay watts, fan of jazz music? Rxjaywattsx: Yup. ReaganCommie: JAZZ?? ReaganCommie: jay, jay, jay..when will you learn?? trumpets are for fags Rxjaywattsx: Oh. ReaganCommie: repent. Rxjaywattsx: What sins am I accused of? ReaganCommie: listening to jazz Rxjaywattsx: Anything else? ReaganCommie: ummmmm lets see.... ReaganCommie: having a letter for a name ReaganCommie: what the fuck is up with that? Rxjaywattsx: It arguably contributes to my stature in the jazz world... ReaganCommie: pfffff Rxjaywattsx: This medium has a lot to offer to one as enterprising as yourself; I can tell. ReaganCommie: answer me this JAY..were you xevent??? WERE YOU? Rxjaywattsx: xevent? ReaganCommie: damnint Rxjaywattsx: present? ReaganCommie: must have been some other person that liked the locust that lives in victoria Rxjaywattsx: I'm sure there's plenty... ReaganCommie: ..there cant be that many Rxjaywattsx: Oh, there's at least 16. ReaganCommie: then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL TALK THE SAME?!?!?! Rxjaywattsx: Taste and education? ReaganCommie: taste??? taste???? the locust???? what the FUCK Rxjaywattsx: It's a little more subtle than that... ReaganCommie: pffffffff ReaganCommie: i didnt find the locust very "subtle"..sounds that make people physically ill are never "subtle" Rxjaywattsx: I wasn't referring to the music... Rxjaywattsx: I was referring to people who "like" the Locust... Rxjaywattsx: It's somewhat exagerrated. Rxjaywattsx: You know, for effect. ReaganCommie: has it occurred to you that maybe you have tricked yourself into thinking you are superior to everyone for liking a band that is so gosh darn unlikeable???? Rxjaywattsx: That seems to be a lot of circular reasoning going on in that statement... ReaganCommie: "woopie, i like the locust, nobody else gets the locus..im an elitest, and i like jazz too!" Rxjaywattsx: I don't know if I can wrap my head around that one... Rxjaywattsx: You're missing the context... ReaganCommie: what context? Rxjaywattsx: A great deal of people do like the Locust... ReaganCommie: you'd think that..wouldnt you? Rxjaywattsx: These people exhibit some somewhat humorous qualities... Rxjaywattsx: As played out as it is, the effect is called "irony". ReaganCommie: like..flaming locust fans for their own entertainment? Rxjaywattsx: Not really. Rxjaywattsx: If you pretended to like the Locust, that would be ironic. ReaganCommie: i think locust fans "exibit somewhat humorus qualities" Rxjaywattsx: Then, to be ironic, you would Rxjaywattsx: begin to like the Locust... Rxjaywattsx: Fervently. ReaganCommie: amazing. Rxjaywattsx: Definetly. Rxjaywattsx: Where did you get the idea that I like the Locust, by the way? Rxjaywattsx: Outside of this conversation(?)? ReaganCommie: thats a secret! Rxjaywattsx: Wow. Rxjaywattsx: Anyways, this is approximately the second impromptu AIM interview I've had in the last couple of days... ReaganCommie: but, just so you know..i would probably guess you a locust fan just by the way you talk. Rxjaywattsx: I'd appreciate it if you'd contribute something interesting... Rxjaywattsx: I've been told that I speak like an English teacher. Rxjaywattsx: Do English teachers enjoy the Locust? ReaganCommie: id appreciate it if you STOPPED TALKING LIKE A FUCKING SNOB Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me. Rxjaywattsx: And you're making demands? ReaganCommie: apperently ReaganCommie: go figure Rxjaywattsx: Perhaps I'd appreciate it if you would speak like an educated individual. Rxjaywattsx: You must have some education... ReaganCommie: yeah..plenty Rxjaywattsx: Are you a foreign exchange student? ReaganCommie: sure. Rxjaywattsx: I can appreciate that. Rxjaywattsx: Well, at least you don't only speak English! Rxjaywattsx: You'd be headed for a life of type-II diabetes and diet Cola! ReaganCommie: i have an idea! lets have an INTERNET SARCASM competition! ReaganCommie: ohhhhhhhhhh shit..you allready one. Rxjaywattsx: Is that a sarcastic proposition? Rxjaywattsx: you allready one? Rxjaywattsx: Anyways, you must have something better to do with your time than harass jazz fans with antiquated vocabularies... ReaganCommie: oh shit..no.. I won, because it WAS a sarcastic propisition ReaganCommie: like..homework? Rxjaywattsx: Or patch up your poor filial relationships... ReaganCommie: filial??filial???? forgive my ignorance, but what exactly does that mean? Rxjaywattsx: Family... ReaganCommie: wouldn't that be familial? Rxjaywattsx: Forgiven... Rxjaywattsx: No. Rxjaywattsx: It's filial. Rxjaywattsx: As in filial piety. Rxjaywattsx: Devotion to family. ReaganCommie: well, im never going to use that word..ever ReaganCommie: OOOO YAY!!! ima gonna degrade my language even further by speaking only in stupid IM SLANG!!!!! ReaganCommie: LOL!!! ReaganCommie: OMFG.. YOU SUCK! Rxjaywattsx: WTF? ReaganCommie: I less than three you. ReaganCommie: stupid emo kids ReaganCommie: i give up. ReaganCommie: i lack the neccesarry IM slang vocabulary to compete on your level Rxjaywattsx: I realize that the internet is a rather useless place to find anything meaningful, but what's the point of all of this? Rxjaywattsx: You wanted to find out if I was some IM person that harassed you at one point? Rxjaywattsx: xevent? ReaganCommie: well..not really..that was just a secondary thing ReaganCommie: this was mostly just somthing to do to instead of homework. Rxjaywattsx: Primarily, you seeked to find out about the secrets of the Locust! ReaganCommie: ya got me ReaganCommie: what ARE the secrets of the locust? ReaganCommie: Bunch of doughnut fuckers that only trendy scenester pricks like you even bother to listen to? Rxjaywattsx: What, dare I ask, do you listen to? Rxjaywattsx: And why, dare I ask again, is it any consequence what I listen to? ReaganCommie: slipknot ReaganCommie: im a big slipknot fan Rxjaywattsx: Do I manipulate the machinations of music distribution to edge out your music? Rxjaywattsx: I'm sure you're a big slipknot fan... Rxjaywattsx: Anyways... Rxjaywattsx: Past the banalities of former Revelation Records bands... ReaganCommie: see..i win E-sarcasm battle AGAIN Rxjaywattsx: You've finely honed it. ReaganCommie: oh wait letter-for-a-name boy is making a comeback Rxjaywattsx: Grand. ReaganCommie: top-hole Rxjaywattsx: Would you like me to help you with your homework? Rxjaywattsx: No matter your opinions on the English language, you still have to get through the English provincial exam to graduate. ReaganCommie: yeah..i'm actually fairly good at english..but this is the intarweb... Rxjaywattsx: True enough... Rxjaywattsx: Serious discussions are made absurd by this thing. ReaganCommie: but..this isn't a serious discussion. Rxjaywattsx: No, I suppose it isn't. Rxjaywattsx: I wonder if it has the reverse effect on absurd discussions... Rxjaywattsx: Does it make the absurd serious? ReaganCommie: no..even more absurd Rxjaywattsx: That's good. ReaganCommie: because i can copy and paste this and send it to my friends for their amusement Rxjaywattsx: One step away from Nihilism. Rxjaywattsx: Oooh, pastiche work. Rxjaywattsx: It's good that you have these friends that you can communicate with over the Internet... ReaganCommie: nihilism is for fags, jay Rxjaywattsx: As opposed to in person. ReaganCommie: i hope you havm't told jesus your a nihilist ReaganCommie: having a letter for a name is a pretty nihilistic thing to do Rxjaywattsx: you're a nihilist. Rxjaywattsx: Is it? ReaganCommie: I'd say so Rxjaywattsx: More reductionist... ReaganCommie: whatever. ReaganCommie: reductionism is for women with size J breasts Rxjaywattsx: I guess. ReaganCommie: so if your not a nihilist..what are you??? a southern baptist? Rxjaywattsx: These are the two options? ReaganCommie: no..im just making a random guess Rxjaywattsx: Once again, any serious discussion would be absurd... ReaganCommie: I thought it was fairly obvious and a person with your grasp of the english language would have no problem comprending the meaning of what i was saying Rxjaywattsx: Comprehending. Rxjaywattsx: Yes. Rxjaywattsx: That was absurd. Rxjaywattsx: Thank goodness for Universal Grammar. ReaganCommie: so im a lazy typer... Rxjaywattsx: Yes, but it was absurd that the word "comprehend" was misspelt. Rxjaywattsx: Don't you think? ReaganCommie: YOU KNOW WHAT J?? I THINK EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FUCKING ABSURD Rxjaywattsx: I'm affecting a very dettached, scholarly air. Rxjaywattsx: to all of this. Rxjaywattsx: Great. Rxjaywattsx: Don't get all worked up and start typing in CAPS. ReaganCommie: especially that last comment Rxjaywattsx: God. ReaganCommie: i can literally see you looking down your pointy little bespeckled nose at me Rxjaywattsx: Have you heard of Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs? ReaganCommie: NO Rxjaywattsx: Well, on the top of that list... ReaganCommie: and i cant say i have ever wanted to Rxjaywattsx: that is, the first needs to be filled, are physiological. ReaganCommie: are you telling me to have a snack? Rxjaywattsx: I'm trying to tell you that I'm leaving to enjoy the consumer choices available to me in downtown Victoria... ReaganCommie: you know, talking like that only makes you look like a really big pretensious idiot Rxjaywattsx: So? ReaganCommie: I'm sure many, many people hate you based on that Rxjaywattsx: I have at least 16 other people who speak like that in Victoria. ReaganCommie: witty Rxjaywattsx: Many, many people are functionally illiterate. ReaganCommie: very fucking witty Rxjaywattsx: Many, many people shop at Wal-Mart. Rxjaywattsx: Do you want to like me? Rxjaywattsx: Should I pander to you? Rxjaywattsx: I don't suppose that I've even met you before. ReaganCommie: 16 locust fans/16 people that talk like that..your witty man ReaganCommie: no..you havn't ReaganCommie: (met me) Rxjaywattsx: Well, then I don't suppose that this really matters, does it? Rxjaywattsx: You're getting an impression of me based purely upon what I'm typing... Rxjaywattsx: Or what I've typed in the past. ReaganCommie: well, i dont suppose YOU really matter..so, no, it doesnt Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me... ReaganCommie: why do you keep bringing that up? Rxjaywattsx: Because it's true. Rxjaywattsx: You don't seem to be offering up anything new, either... ReaganCommie: what you have typed tonight has only perpetrated the rumors i have heard about you ReaganCommie: rumors is the wrong word, but your the english scholar here... ReaganCommie: not I Rxjaywattsx: Broaden your vocabulary... Rxjaywattsx: Language is, after all, about communication... ReaganCommie: my vocabulary is plenty broad, but constantly showing off my vocabulary like some people do doenst do anything for me. Rxjaywattsx: The smaller your lexicon, the more I have to infer.. Rxjaywattsx: But opposing language snobbery does? ReaganCommie: yes..it does indeed Rxjaywattsx: Wow. Rxjaywattsx: You're stuck in a losing battle then... Rxjaywattsx: As you're opposing language snobbery, using language. Rxjaywattsx: Maybe you should fight me or something... ReaganCommie: what can i say? i find getting worked up over inconsequensial matters is entertaining. Rxjaywattsx: That's always the last refuge. Rxjaywattsx: Oh, it is entertaining! Rxjaywattsx: Which is why I get worked up over poor language usage. Rxjaywattsx: Because generally what the people have to say is rather boring... ReaganCommie: I wonder which of us is finding this conversation more amusing... ReaganCommie: "Because generally what the people have to say is rather boring..." your pretty boring ReaganCommie: everything you say is boring Rxjaywattsx: You're still typing to me. Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me. ReaganCommie: because your boringness amuses. Rxjaywattsx: Great. Rxjaywattsx: You can get a lot more out of my boringness after I leave. xjaywattsx signed off at 9:42:24 PM.
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