Photoshop: The Secret Life of Jungle Cock

Posted By: Dave
08.07.03


Keeping with FS's long tradition of ripping off Something Awful, we are proud to present PHOTOSHOP PHURSDAY!

This weeks theme was THE SECRET LIVES OF JUNGLE COCK. The hidden motivation behind this one was to get the forum to explore their sexuality by spending hours upon hours searching for morbidly large ebony manstick, sadly hardly anyone but the already homosexual did this, opting to keep to the inspiration for this theme, Juho and Robin's masterpiece "JUNGLE COCK: The Game", with drawings of penis instead of the real deal.

With just under 100 submissions our first photoshop contest was a complete success.

After a makeshift vote, here are the top entries!

Anthony Volpe, winner of the most votes, and the tightest ass, comes blazing in with one of the first entries COCK-ROCKET (of doom). Seriously, you can bounce pennies off this shit.



SURPRISINGLY three of my submissions made it into the top 10. Shenanigans? I think not.



A good video game reference can take a man a long way on this wacky highway of information.



Mr. Robin "Immortal" Lastname himself did this one.
One part inside joke, two parts dog not doggin', stir... bam, instant qualifier.



P wins us all over with a new classic. If you don't make this your desktop... you're probably an FBI agent scanning this website for child pornography.



If you haven't played Jungle Cock, then you won't be able to appreciate Nomadx's brainchild.



Finally a toy that can be appreciated by both young and old. Thank you Somnus... tickles on the way out.



DrunkMagiKoopa kicks it up a notch with this animated wonder. LOOK AT EM GO!



Since the next three highest submissions were also from me, I'm going to waive my right to display them and show you some of my personal favorites from the showdown.

Bob, from our Fuck Something department, shows us a screen shot from his favorite FPS, Jungle Jenocide. HOT.



Prosthetic_Nuckle gets big LOLs with this puppy.
By all rights that top one should be attached to a record executive.
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Who am I kidding, no self respecting Jungle Cock owner has a job.



And finally, Will with a personal favorite.
Much more frightening than the original.



Thank you to the the people who took the time to make this weeks contest a success.
For many more quality submissions, check out the thread in the forum (it may require you to register, as I'm currently trying to ward off search engine spiders fucking my shit up).

This Weeks Contest: Hitlers Day Job

SEE YOU AT THE MOVIES!!