Photoshop: Too Much Video Game
Posted By: Dave, featuring #thefucksociety12.11.03
dave: goddammit
dave: goddammit
dave: vic
dave: you wanna take buu's place
ZeroBassX: :O?
ZeroBassX: for what
dave: were going to give a runthrough of this weeks ps contest winners
ZeroBassX: k
dave: Our first contribution is brought to us by Will
nomadx: woah woah
ZeroBassX: who
Deathbuu: what
nomadx: what
Deathbuu: wshahdssa
Deathbuu: zf
Deathbuu: dxg
Deathbuu: sdfgsf
Deathbuu: hgd
dave: Of a man jumping on a turtle
dave: will, care to explain this one?
ZeroBassX: this certainly is going well so far
dave: whats the general feeling behind this piece?
Will: well basically ... its a man jumping on a turtle
nomadx: super mario bros.
dave: excellent
dave: moving on
Will: i think i captured that
ohp-kyle: It goes deeper than just a man jumping on a turtle
ohp-kyle: ;_;
Deathbuu: See, it simulates the game Microsoft Turtle Jumping 2003, where microsoft tried to gain sales by being sympathetic to turtle hunters
dave: next we have another one of will's works
dave: people jumping off a cliff
ZeroBassX: I don't understand who this Will guy is
ZeroBassX: people jump off cliffs because they realized playing video games had ruined their lives
dave: thats wat i was thinking
ZeroBassX: I bet it has little do with the game Lemmings
ohp-kyle: Yes.
ZeroBassX: VERY little
ZeroBassX: if you get my drift
ZeroBassX: ...sexually
dave: and they use umbrellas so the people in line can be entertained
ohp-kyle: :o
Will: little or nothing
Deathbuu: Oh yeah this is going real well
ZeroBassX: umbrellas are funny
dave: and pick axes
ZeroBassX: I think clowns proved that
dave: argh
dave: ok
dave: next
dave: Turtles in the trunk
dave: By
dave: Will
Will: the mona lisa of photoshops: is he dealing items? has he had them put in his boot? or as intended HAVE THEY JUST CAUSED HIM TO BREAK DOWN
dave: haha the guy is black
Deathbuu: I get it
Will: that too
dave: ok next
Deathbuu: He's dark in skin
ZeroBassX: black guys probably don't play video games
ZeroBassX: because they're a form of technologty
Deathbuu: They play NBA games!
Will: and its not made of corn
dave: A guy with a gun aiming at the washington memorial
dave: i think it was made by the forum member "drugs"
ohp-kyle: :/
Deathbuu: When wallhaxxors go bad VII
dave: he does drugs ^_^
ohp-kyle: ;_;
ZeroBassX: I heard a rumor drugs are ruining our society.
ZeroBassX: Is that what it has to do with video games?
dave: yes
dave: NEXT
Will: the momnument kind of looks phallic ... its almost as if drugs si trying to come out of his ecleptic sub dominant homosexual casing
dave: xbox controller as a stearing wheel
ohp-kyle: hahah
dave: i think i spelt that wrong
Deathbuu: You see, the xbox tends to be huge
Will: its funny cos its HUGE
dave: who made that
dave: i think rapscallion
Deathbuu: Ginormous in some cases
Will: surface
ZeroBassX: we all know that the X-Box controller is not big enough to be a steering wheel
dave: ya
dave: him
Will: xbox car = sruface
ZeroBassX: because it's bigger than the car itself
ohp-kyle: They made smaller controllers, for your average two handed human.
dave: lol its huge
Will: in 1 dave
Will: in 1
dave: alright next
dave: file name: sk8erboi
dave: by
dave: kenny
Will: it even ahs pixel graphics
dave: gj kenny
ZeroBassX: lol she sed c u l8r boi
Deathbuu: It's like that Rooftop Skater game from newgrounds, but has no involvement with it
dave: AND NOW
dave: IT SAYS HERE
dave: OUR NEXT ENTRY
dave: IS OUR OWN ZERO BASS X
ZeroBassX: :O
dave: oh my
ZeroBassX: I don't remember making things
Will: its funnier cos they all look like dorks
ZeroBassX: ;(
dave: i can really relate to this image
dave: because
dave: as some of you mayu know
Will: having fun straight form work using there mom to tape it all
dave: i have big knifes for fingers
ZeroBassX: you have scissors implanted in your heaD?
ZeroBassX: close enough
ZeroBassX: true story:
ZeroBassX: the guy with the torch hands was in a surgery accident
dave: haha
dave: you know these people in this picture?
dave: did you tape steak knifes to your friends and make them wrassle for you?
ZeroBassX: I DONT HAVE TO ABIDE BY THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS
dave: NEEEEEXXT
ZeroBassX: and damnit their scissors!
ZeroBassX: haven't you ever SEEN Cutman?
nomadx: no
dave: cutman more like suckman
dave: lol
ohp-kyle: :O
dave: next
dave: but seriously
dave: next
ZeroBassX: you and Cutman have a lot in common Nomad
ZeroBassX: YOU'RE BOTH GAY!
ohp-kyle: ZING
Deathbuu: NEXT
dave: so tru
dave: ok
dave: next
ZeroBassX: lol next
dave: We have a guy
dave: witha crowbar
dave: and a car
dave: and a gta thing
ohp-kyle: But his weapon says shotgun
dave: by hybrid
Deathbuu: WATCH AS HORRIBLE PHOTOSHOPS GO WRONG ON THE NEXT FUCKSOCIETY
ZeroBassX: I don't understand how he intends to jack the car when he isn't black
ohp-kyle: Unless I need glasses.
dave: who is actually a hybrid of a man and a woman mixed together
Will: i think its a shotgun crowbar
Deathbuu: Half Life Crowbar
dave: alright
dave: next
dave: WTC + BOWSER
dave: by Xenon
dave: any thoughts chatroom?
Will: the only thoughts are whats with the random blurring
ZeroBassX: This entry depicts a serious look at the effects of giant reptiles on today's society
Deathbuu: SORRY TERRORISTS, BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
dave: hay enough of that
Will: this guy eneds glasses
dave: haha
dave: bubuu wins
dave: NEXT
dave: "Sonic" by Spikey
dave: Just incase you didnt know, the TV is an item in the game "sonic the hedgehog
dave: "
nomadx: i can barely tell
Deathbuu: Change the channel, this 1up sucks
nomadx: what the hell that thing is
dave: what a lame item
nomadx: let alone whether it's a hedgehog or not
dave: :o
dave: are we ready for the next round?
Deathbuu: neverrrr
* Will walks in in a bikini holding up the queue card
Will: ding ... dong
dave: because it features
dave: tianimin square!!!
dave: ill spell check that later
dave: and the viewing audience
dave: will be
dave: none
dave: the
dave: wiser
dave: ^^;;
Deathbuu: tianenmen
ohp-kyle: Incorrect.
Deathbuu: That's prolly wrong too
dave: surface made it
dave: i think something awful already did this one
Deathbuu: Stealing from SA has never been soi fun! AND PROFITABLE
dave: but really, what does it matter
dave: lol guess whos back
dave: back again
dave: OK WE HALF WAY DONE
Anus_Face: I sure do enjoy how the chat froze in the middle of my comments :D
ohp-kyle: :D:D:D
dave: OUR NEXT ENTRY IS BY STAFF WRITER BRANT
Deathbuu: HIS HAND LOOKS LIKE A FOOT
dave: its always something with you
dave: alright
Deathbuu: Let's pseed this along
dave: moving on
dave: codename shinobis image
dave: parappa the rappa i believe
dave: and i dont get it
dave: so you guys take the ball
dave: and run with it
Deathbuu: noone else is here
Deathbuu: HELLOOOOO
* Deathbuu echo
dave: jerks
dave: we were doing so well ;_;
Will: im back from pissing
ohp-kyle: ?
ohp-kyle: What page is this image on?
Deathbuu: SORRY PARAPPA, BUT YOUR MTV IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
Deathbuu: GOLD
Deathbuu: AM I RITEW?
Deathbuu: AM I RITE?
dave: OK
dave: NEXT
ohp-kyle: ;_;
dave: Will's mushroom taped to steering wheel
dave: any comments will?
Anus_Face: narcotics are bad for you ;(
Will: selotape is fun
Will: that about sums it uo
dave: OK
Anus_Face: I can't drive 55
Deathbuu: Will is high...on video game related photoshops!
Will: i really felt like i needed to use mock selotape more in my work
Will: so basically i did
Will: and this is the result
dave: AgnosticTool presents: Guy with bomb and lens flare
dave: haha fat ppl r fat
Deathbuu: Before the photoshop, that lens flare was a human child
Anus_Face: LOSE SOME WEIGHT JERK
Anus_Face: GET A REAL JOB
Will: more to the poibnt thers a random guy on the elft checking his ass out
Will: hoping his leotard will tear
dave: hahaha
dave: ok
dave: next
dave: Monkey Ball
dave: Its a monkey
dave: in a ball
Deathbuu: IT SUCKS
Deathbuu: THOSE BANANAS LOOK REAL
Will: im with buu
dave: NEXT
Will: liek xana pointed out tho ... theres no air holes
Will: so hes a gonner
dave: more importantly, how is he going to eat those bananas
dave: thats one cruel photographer
dave: MarioKart
dave: by
dave: 106
Deathbuu: Watch out for that obscure blurred orange jumpsuitted man, mario!@
Anus_Face: I don't know about this "Mario Kart," but I sure did enjoy 3 Stooges as a kid
dave: NNEEXT
dave: guy on flagpole
dave: in britain
Deathbuu: "Hey, where's my red coin?"
Anus_Face: Britain sucks
Anus_Face: I wish someone would photoshop a world without it
Will: that dudes at the top .. he deserves a fucking 1up
dave: da da dadada-da-DA da da dadada-da-DA da da dadada-da-DA-DA-DADADA
dave: pew
dave: pew
dave: pew
Will: but then i wouldnt be in it ...
Will: WHO THE FUCK WUD PHOTOSHOP IT
Anus_Face: 106?
Deathbuu: less mario theme
Will: probably
dave: next
dave: rapscallion
dave: vs
dave: zelda
dave: people on the forum seemed to get a kick out of this
Deathbuu: what poage is that
Will: not relating to the topic in the slightest
dave: because floating old people and chubbsywubsy's in green tights are funny
Anus_Face: in real life, we discover there aren't overhead views, or gravity. Thus old people float
Will: but what dave said
dave: and brown backdrops
dave: just
dave: straight
dave: brown
dave: CMON MAN
dave: next
dave: dictatorrabbit presents: xbox house
dave: lol
dave: huge
Will: pure gold
Will: its funny cos its huge
Anus_Face: I want to live in one but I can't afford the rent
Anus_Face: ;(
Deathbuu: "Unfortunantly, this house comes without Halo installment"
Will: whats the rent like?
dave: the huge tax alone would kill you
Will: HUGE?!?!??!?
Deathbuu: Making the house useless
* Deathbuu cough
dave: goddammit
dave: next
dave: kenny and the castle floating box with flower of doom
Will: why does the japanese guy have goal keeping cloves on
Will: gloves*
Deathbuu: Why doesn't he
Anus_Face: well, not unlike Rapscallion's entry, this one disproves the theory of gravity
dave: buu raises an interesting point
Anus_Face: also, there are manaics who like to build brick cubes in the middle of nowhere
AgnosticTool: I thought we were done with this discussion dave: OK NEXT
Will: WE WUD BE SO LUCKY
dave: kenny and the eye with wings dead guy in crowd of doom
ohp-kyle: heheh
dave: remember when i figured out adding of doom to things is funny?
dave: that was the best day ever
Anus_Face: I wonder if of doom would be funny... IN SPACE?
Will: neh i dont remember
dave: bitches be shoppion
ohp-kyle: Where did "... IN SPACE" originate?
Anus_Face: ...in space
dave: LD
dave: next
ohp-kyle: ;_;
dave: METAL GEAR SOLID BY KENNY FOR KENNY
dave: haha that boy is hiding in a box
dave: am i ... rite?
Will: i think daddy must eb home from shore leave
ohp-kyle: What page is it on?
Will: 4 months away with no action si a LONG time
Deathbuu: "Wait, where's the 20 minute cut scenes!? THIS ISN'T MGSS AT ALL"
ohp-kyle: True, true.
dave: get out, kyle
Anus_Face: We should name kids after video games
Anus_Face: if my son was named Solid Snake, he'd get all the girls
dave: Next on the list is Surface's WORK WORK REVOLUTION
dave: which i dont understand
ohp-kyle: ;_;
ohp-kyle: Communist revolution
Deathbuu: ahahahahaha
ohp-kyle: working class
ohp-kyle: rise above
Deathbuu: "son:
Anus_Face: You see Dave, in DDR, you have to match arrows that move on the screen. So the guy in that picture has to match the scrolling tools dave: ya thats a pretty crazy revolution
ohp-kyle: :|
Will: oh i get it ... its funny cos hammers in it
Anus_Face: I bet he'd find his job more enjoyable if he could hit people with wrenches
dave: lol like mc hammer cos its from the 80's
dave: rofl big pants
Anus_Face: I've got big pants
Anus_Face: IN MY PANTS
Deathbuu: it get it
dave: haha
dave: in your pants
dave: excellent
* Anus_Face high fice
dave: :D
Deathbuu: fice is smaller than a five
Deathbuu: you lose
Anus_Face: ;(
dave: DRUGS BATTLETOAD
Will: blackandwhite ... goldmine
Deathbuu: I GET IT
Deathbuu: BECAUSE POLYNEUX IS HACK
Anus_Face: ...I was trying to figure out why the frog had wrist bands
Deathbuu: Molyneux
Deathbuu: sdsf
dave: he wants to be pretty for his big date
dave: next one is mine
dave: with a firey basketball
Anus_Face: BOOM SHAKA LAKA
Anus_Face: HE'S ON FIRE!
dave: CANT BUY A BUCKET
Deathbuu: HE'S ON FIRREEEEE
dave: or... something
Will: it reminds me of the days back in the KKK when wed burn thos niggers
Will: what?
dave: Will: Poke-Elephant
Deathbuu: The Elafant is a dangerous creature
dave: * Will performs Elephant Grass Eat
dave: i dont know how the pokemon games are played... i keep my gay in the bedroom
Will: ill show u my elephant trick?
ohp-kyle: hahah
* Will inverts pockets
* Will undoes fly
dave: 2nd to last!
Will: ok .. so its more of a gibbon
Deathbuu: Dude, why would you pull out oif the fly
Deathbuu: The fly wasn't done
dave: WILL RIPS OFF EVERYONE WITH HIS TETRIS THING
Will: see my hefty discussion
Deathbuu: Rips off futurama
Will: DEC 8th
Will: 2days before ANYONE
Will: ;___;
Will: i think the simpsons did it
Deathbuu: No will
dave: ya ya
dave: shut it
Deathbuu: Futurama did it
Deathbuu: About 2-3 years ago
Will: but thats a whole nother ballgame
dave: and we end this weeks contest on a down note
Will: CHECK U OUT
dave: with kenny's street bum
dave: in desperate need of some hp
Will: id give him some HP if u kno what im sayun
Will: ...
ohp-kyle: :|
* Deathbuu casts GET A JOB
Will: IM IMPLYING ID KLET HIM SUCK MY DICK FOR MONEY
dave: id throw him a quarter, but hed probably just spend it on phoenix down
dave: i wish there was an equivelant to booze in rpgs
dave: then that joke would really fly
Deathbuu: Most rpgs HAVE booze
Deathbuu: That's the problem
dave: and my saturday nights would be less depressing
dave: THE
dave: END
Next Week: In Soviet Russia...